They're bbaaaack!! I wonder what made them rebound? I guess I don't feel like investigating that one.
Baby, when we said we were leaving, we didn't really mean it. It was crazy talk. We weren't thinking straight. We must have ingested too much caffeine. We'll never do it again, Sugarbear, we swear. Please, take us back. We'll do anything. We'll give you 5% off any purchase, big or small, whatever you want, Muffincakes. What? 5% isn't good enough? How about 7%? No, no, we know we have to make this up to you. Ok, 10%! Yes, 10% off anything you want, Snugglebunny.
And you know what? We've grown in this time apart. Yes, we're a better website than you remember. We moved out of that place you didn't really like, the one with the cathodes thrown all over the floor and cases stacked in every corner and into spiffy new digs. We added some new products and even more are coming soon. Remember how we didn't like your international friends before and wouldn't let them order? We've changed! We love them now! We'll ship to them anywhere in the world with really fast service!
We need you! We aren't the same without you! So come back to your one and only Xoxide.com today and don't forget to use coupon code "comeback." If you have ideas for what else we can do to make you love us even more, we want to hear from you!
The coupon is supposedly only good for ONE (1) week only! (This would translate in to 11/11/09)
