You Know you are a computer enthusiast when...
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the second Tuesday of the month is a day you look forward to
some of the best political jokes you can think of seems to involve Google
you surf the net to find out what is there to see on TV
you surf the net to find out what is there to see on the movies
when somebody asks you on the street how to go from point A to point B, you wish you could surf the net to find that out
you know of at least 4 different ways of doing anything on the computer
when you read something computer related on the morning paper, you are surprised they publish something you already knew about last night
some of the best political jokes you can think of seems to involve Google
you surf the net to find out what is there to see on TV
you surf the net to find out what is there to see on the movies
when somebody asks you on the street how to go from point A to point B, you wish you could surf the net to find that out
you know of at least 4 different ways of doing anything on the computer
when you read something computer related on the morning paper, you are surprised they publish something you already knew about last night

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on your 30th birthday instead of ordering girl in a cake, u order a 8Way Xeon
during hallowin instead giving candy to kids, u give them a stick of 30pin 1 MB ram cover with fuge
to show off your manhood to a girl, u challage the compatitor to a folding contest
during hallowin instead giving candy to kids, u give them a stick of 30pin 1 MB ram cover with fuge
to show off your manhood to a girl, u challage the compatitor to a folding contest
Last edited by allenpan on Mon Jul 25, 2005 6:04 am, edited 2 times in total.
in the hot summer day, you and your gril friend are sweating like crazy on the bed, u ran out and bought a march3 vaporchill and AC for your computer and tell ur girlfriend to share with it.
when she dump you, you no longer feel baracated and tell your pc that "i still have and i will always be with u"
instead of buying diamond for ur aniversory, u bought a 7800Ultra and tell your wife that the new 16X Anti-aliasing will make u looks prettier, hoter and smoother
when she dump you, you no longer feel baracated and tell your pc that "i still have and i will always be with u"
instead of buying diamond for ur aniversory, u bought a 7800Ultra and tell your wife that the new 16X Anti-aliasing will make u looks prettier, hoter and smoother
i did it once, instead of 3 month is 3.5weeks to pay for my NCCH-DL mobo, instead of mr.noodle, i eat rice with soy sauceallenpan wrote:instead of using the 1000 food budget money for university/college, u spend it on a uber 7800Ulta, and eat Mr.noodle for the rest 3 months
will i do it again? why not...food i can skip..the power of my pc is priceless
I'm in the process of doing that now. I'm on month 2, going strong, lol.allenpan wrote:i did it once, instead of 3 month is 3.5weeks to pay for my NCCH-DL mobo, instead of mr.noodle, i eat rice with soy sauceallenpan wrote:instead of using the 1000 food budget money for university/college, u spend it on a uber 7800Ulta, and eat Mr.noodle for the rest 3 months
will i do it again? why not...food i can skip..the power of my pc is priceless
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You spend more time contemplating your next Hardware purchase then you spend with your wife.
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Windows 10 64 bit home on both
ASUS Z97-A LGA1150|i7 4790K|32Gb G-skill Ripjaws DDR3 2400| EVGA GTX660 | Corsair HX520W PSU
ASUS ROG MAXIMUS X HERO 1151|i7 8700K|32Gb G-skill Ripjaws DDR4-2666| EVGA GTX1080 | Samsung 500GB SSD | Corsair AX760 PSU
Windows 10 64 bit home on both
ASUS Z97-A LGA1150|i7 4790K|32Gb G-skill Ripjaws DDR3 2400| EVGA GTX660 | Corsair HX520W PSU
ASUS ROG MAXIMUS X HERO 1151|i7 8700K|32Gb G-skill Ripjaws DDR4-2666| EVGA GTX1080 | Samsung 500GB SSD | Corsair AX760 PSU
How about you know you're an overclocker if:
You know your DRAM timings off by heart.
And you can say them backwards too.
You have no side panel.
You check the weather to determine your day's overclock.
Your room's heating is never on.
You spend hours trying to get just a few 100 points more in 3DMark.
Your computer runs at a temp that you know is unhealthy.
You subscribe to more than one custom PC enthusiast magazine.
You own a fan controller.
Your're tried to modify your case for more intake of air.

You know your DRAM timings off by heart.
And you can say them backwards too.
You have no side panel.
You check the weather to determine your day's overclock.
Your room's heating is never on.
You spend hours trying to get just a few 100 points more in 3DMark.
Your computer runs at a temp that you know is unhealthy.
You subscribe to more than one custom PC enthusiast magazine.
You own a fan controller.
Your're tried to modify your case for more intake of air.

AMD Athlon XP 2500 @ 2.04, DFI LanParty NFII-Ultra B, GeForce 6800GT @ 430/1300
6000 3DMarks in 3DMark05, 1.5GB Corsair XPERT RAM
6000 3DMarks in 3DMark05, 1.5GB Corsair XPERT RAM