How to Install A Home Security System

[vbironchef]

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans,
a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more
ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked
the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer
took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

[Alathald]

I love it! I already have the size 14 boots, now for the redneck magazines!

Actually, from some of the other posts, I think Nate and Tim and probably a few others already have all this stuff Perhaps it's why we have so few spammers...

[bubba]

Got all of it but the dogs

[martini161]

i have all that and more! personally i think that a well trained german shepherd is a lot scarier then some pitbull and a well trained german shepherd is what i have
got one of these on the fence:

[kappage]

i think that this was posted before. I cant seem to find it though, but then again i didnt look too hard.