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i got kicked in the face

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my wife and I decided to have a kid, so she's due in 3 months and i put my head on her stomach while i was talking to her and my little daughter kicked me in the face! and damn that hurt.. she's a strong one..

just thought i would share with everyone :mrgreen:
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Awww
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Post by Tim Burton »

Hey, at least she didn't kick you in the balls when you were last making love to your wife. :mrgreen:

And a second: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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Awwww...

and take it from a father of two, once the little one is born, you will be smacked in some form on a daily basis by the kid until the word "no" has meaning.
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Tim Burton wrote:Hey, at least she didn't kick you in the balls when you were last making love to your wife. :mrgreen:

And a second: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
hahaha, awwwwwwwwwwwwwww, lol

yeah, when they get to be a toddler, they tend to have a habit of being out of control with their hands (just ask my about to be 3 year-old niece, I gave her a $40 Tickle-Me-Elmo for her b-day.......in return, I got the jackslap from hell, lol).

and roflmao on the being kicked in the sack :lol: :lol:
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Tim Burton wrote:Hey, at least she didn't kick you in the balls when you were last making love to your wife. :mrgreen:
OOOOFFFFF! :shock:
I think that one was a little over the top and below the belt...

Funny story though pesto. It will be a good one to tell when she's sitting at the dinner table with you and her first boyfriend :lol:
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gvblake22 wrote: Funny story though pesto. It will be a good one to tell when she's sitting at the dinner table with you and her first boyfriend :lol:
haha.. indeed..

i laughed my ass off when i read that post about getting kicked in the nad's... the wife liked it too.. lol..
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Gratz man, and welcome to fatherhood, your life will never be the same (especially with little girls).

I have 2 myself and wouldn't trade them for the world, but I can tell you I can count on one hand the number of times I had been hit in the nads prior to kids, after kids I need both feet and then some.
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Mortious wrote: I have 2 myself and wouldn't trade them for the world, but I can tell you I can count on one hand the number of times I had been hit in the nads prior to kids, after kids I need both feet and then some.
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hahahahahahhaha
My niece just slaps me in the face,but she's sooooo cute.Can't walk yet so I'm cool for a while.
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Pesto wrote:my wife and I decided to have a kid, so she's due in 3 months and i put my head on her stomach while i was talking to her and my little daughter kicked me in the face! and damn that hurt.. she's a strong one..

just thought i would share with everyone :mrgreen:
MAN WHEN HE COMES OUT YOU NEED TO SHOW IT WHOS BOSS!!!! FIGHT BACK!!!

lol AWWWWWWW that was really cute!
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DragonCooler wrote:
Pesto wrote:my wife and I decided to have a kid, so she's due in 3 months and i put my head on her stomach while i was talking to her and my little daughter kicked me in the face! and damn that hurt.. she's a strong one..

just thought i would share with everyone :mrgreen:
MAN WHEN HE COMES OUT YOU NEED TO SHOW IT WHOS BOSS!!!! FIGHT BACK!!!

lol AWWWWWWW that was really cute!
hahahaha, Martin Lawrence actually said something about that, rofl:

"you gotta get him comin out of the p***y........'listen here you little motherf**ka, this daddy [expletive deleted], this daaaaaddddddy [expletive deleted]'..."

roflmao...good thing I don't plan on having em anytime soon.....don't feel like I would be ready until I'm 30+, lol
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Post by Nobahar »

Feel bad for your wife, she's the one that has to put up with it constantly- imagine that, coming from inside of you-

Children are parasites ;p
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