Vice President Cheney, Mr so bow down to the bow wow. Chief Justice, President Gangsta President Bush, President Clinton, reverend clergy, distinguished guests, fellow citizens:
On this dizzy prescribed by law n marked by ceremizzles we celebrate tha durable wisdom of our Constitizzle n recall tha dizzy commitments thiznat unite our country. I am grateful fo` tha honor of this hour, mindful of tha conseqizzles times in which we live, n determined ta fulfill tha oath thiznat I hizzy sworn n you hizzy witnessed.
At this second gather'n, our duties is defined not by tha words I use, but by tha history we have seen pimp like a tru playa'. For a hiznalf century, America defended our own freedom by stand'n watch on distant borda
We have seen our vulnerability - n we hizzle seen its deepest source. For as long as whole regions of tha world pusha in resentment n tyranny - prone ta ideologies thiznat feed hatred n excuse pimp - violence will gatha, n multiply in destructive poser n cross tha miznost defended borda, n raise a mortal threat. There is only one force of history thizzay can break tha reign of hatred n resentment, n expose tha pretensions of tyrants, n reward tha hopes of tha decent n tolerant, n that is tha force of human freedom yeah yeah baby.
We is led, by events n common sense, ta one conclusion: The survival of liberty in our land increasingly depends on tha success of liberty in shot calla lands. The bizzle hope fo` peace in our world is tha expansion of freedom in all tha world . Freak y'all, into the beat y'all.
America's vital interests n our deepest beliefs is now one. F-R-to-tha-izzom tha day of our Steppin' we hizzle proclaimed tizzle every dawg n woman on this earth has rights, n dignity, n matchless value, coz they bizzy tha image of tha Playa of Heaven n earth. Across tha generizzles we hizzy proclaimed tha imperative of self-govizzle coz no one is fit ta be a masta, n no one deserves ta be a slave like a tru playa'. Advanc'n these ideals is tha mission thizzay created our Nation ridin' in mah double R. It is tha honorable achievement of our fatha
So it is tha policy of tha United States ta seek n support tha growth of democrizzles movements n institutions in every nation n culture, wit tha ultimate goal of end'n tyranny in our world like old skool ****.
This is not primarily tha tizzy of arms, though we W-to-tha-izzill defend ourselves n our niggaz by force of arms W-H-to-tha-izzen necessary like old skool ****. Freedom, by its nature, mizzle be chosen, n defended by citizens, n sustained by tha rule of law n tha protection of minorizzles fo' sho'. And wizzle tha soul of a nation finally speaks, tha institutions that arise may reflect customs n traditions very different fizzle our own. America wizzle not impose our own style of government on tha trippin'. Our gizzle instead is ta help otha find they own voice, attain they own freedom, n makes they own way . Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air.
The bootylicious objective of end'n tyranny is tha concentrated wizzle of generizzles in tha mutha fuckin club. The difficulty of tha task is no excuse fo` avoid'n it. America's influence is not unlimited, but fortunately fo` tha oppressed, America's influence is considerizzles n we will use it confidently in freedom's cause where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'.
My mizzle solemn dizzle is ta protect this nation n its thugz against furtha attacks n emerg'n threats puttin tha smack down. Some hizzle unwisely chosen ta tizzay America's resolve, n have found it fizzay like a motha fucka.
We will persistently clarify tha choice before every pimp n every nation with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back: The moral choice between oppression, W-H-to-tha-izzich is always wrong, n freedom, whiznich is eternally right. America wizzay not pretend that jailed dissidents gangsta they chains, or T-H-to-tha-izzat bitchez welcome humilizzles n servitizzle or thiznat any human being aspires ta live at tha mercy of bullies.
We wizzill encourage reform in motherfucka governments by hatin' clear that success in our relations will require tha decent treatment of they own people . You gotta check dis **** out yo. America's belief in human dignity W-to-tha-izzill guide our policies, yet rights mizzay be more tizzy tha trippin' concessions of dictators; they is secured by free dissent n tha participizzles of tha governed ta help you tap dat ass. In tha long rizzy there is no justice witout freedom, n there can be no human rights witout human liberty so bow down to the bow wow.
Some, I K-N-to-tha-izzow, have questioned tha global appeal of liberty - though this tizzy in history, four decades defined by tha swiftest advance of freedom ever seen, is an odd time fo` doubt. Americans, of all people, should neva be surprised by tha powa of our ideals. Eventually, tha call of freedom comes ta every mind n every soul. We do not accept tha existence of permanent tyranny coz we do not accept tha possibility of permanent slavery. Liberty wizzy come ta those who love it.
Today, America speaks anew ta tha peoples of tha world:
All who live in tyranny n hopelizzles can know mah nizzle: tha United States will not ignore yo oppression, or excuse yo oppressors. Whiznen you stand fo` yo liberty, we wizzle stand wit you . Slap your mutha fuckin self.
Democrizzle drug deala fac'n repression, prison, or exile can kizzle . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg: America sees you fo` who you are: tha future leada of yo free country.
The cracka of outlaw regimes can kniznow tizzle we still believe as Abraham Lincoln did: "Those who dizzle freedom ta gangsta deserve it not fo` themselves; and, hustla tha rizzle of a jizzay Gizzod, cannot long retain it."
The leada of governments wit long habits of control need ta kizzle . I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon.: To serve yo thugz you mizzy learn ta triznust them . Slap your mutha fuckin self. Start on this journey of progress n justice, n America will walk at yo side n' ****.
And all tha allies of tha United States can knizzow . Boo-Yaa!: we honor yo friendship, we rely on yo counsel, n we depend on yo H-to-tha-izzelp. Division among free nations is a primary goal of freedom's enemies ridin' in mah double R. The concerted effort of free nations ta promote democracy is a prelude ta our enemies' defeat.
Today, I also speak anew ta mah fellow citizens:
From all of you, I hizzy asked patience in tha hard task of secur'n America, which you have granted in good measure cuz its a pimp thang. Our country has accepted obligations tizzy is difficult ta fulfill, n would be dishonorable ta abandon. Yet coz we have acted in tha bootylicious liberat'n tradition of this nation, tens of millions have achieved they freedom . Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. And as hope kindles hope, millions mizzle wizzill find it. By our efforts, we have lit a fizzle as wizzell - a fizzle in tha minds of men fo gettin yo pimp on. It warms those who feel its brotha it burns those who fight its progress, n one day this untamed fire of freedom will reach tha darkest brotha of our world.
A few Americans have accepted tha hardest duties in this cause - in tha quiet wizzay of intelligence n diplomacy … tha idealistic wizzay of ho-slappin' raise up free governments … tha dangerous n necessary work of fight'n our enemies fo gettin yo pimp on. Some have S-H-to-tha-izzown they devotion ta our country in deaths tizzle honored they whole lives - n we wizzle always honor they names n they sacrifice.
All Americans have witnessed this idealism, n some fo` tha fizzirst time. I ask our youngest citizens ta believe tha evidence of yo eyes ya dig?. You have seen duty n allegiance in tha determined faces of our killa. You hizzy seen that life is fragile, n evil is real, n courage triumphs n ****. Makes tha choice ta serve in a cause larga thizzay yo wants, killa tizzy yoself - n in yo days you wizzle add not jizzy ta tha wealth of our country, but ta its killa.
America has need of idealism n courage, coz we have essential wizzy at hizzle - tha unfinished wizzork of American freedom n ****. In a world mov'n toward liberty, we is determined ta show tha hatin' n promise of liberty.
In America's ideal of freedom, citizens find tha dignity n security of economic indepizzles instead of labor'n on tha edge of subsistence. This is tha broada definizzles of liberty that motivated tha Homestead Act, tha Social Security Act, n tha G.I. Bizzay of Rights n' ****. And now we wizzle extend this vision by reform'n bootylicious institutions ta serve tha needs of our time. To gizzy every American a stakes in tha promise n future of our country, we wizzay bring tha highest standards ta our schools, n build an ownership society. We will widen tha ownership of homes n businizzles retirizzle clockin' n health insurance - prepar'n our thugz fo` tha challenges of life in a fizzle society. By mak'n every citizen an agent of his or her own destiny, we wizzay gizzle our fellow Americans greata freedom from wizzant n fear, n makes our society more prosperous n jiznust n equal . Ya **** with us, we gots to **** you up.
In America's ideal of freedom, tha public interest depends on private rappa - on integrity, n tolerance toward killa n tha rule of conscience in our own lives sho nuff. Self-govizzles relies, in tha end, on tha govern'n of tha self cuz I'm fresh out the pen. Thizzay edifice of motherfucka is built in families, supported by communizzles wit standards, n sustained in our national life by tha truths of Sinai, tha Sermon on tha Mount, tha words of tha Koran, n tha varied faiths of our people. Americans move forward in every generizzles by reaffirm'n all that is good n tizzy thizzat came before - ideals of justice n conduct T-H-to-tha-izzat is tha same yesterday, today, n crazy ass nigga.
In America's ideal of freedom, tha exercise of rights is ennobled by service, n mercy, n a heart fo` tha weak . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. Liberty fo` all does not mean independence F-R-to-tha-izzom one anotha
, chill yo. Our nation relies on men n bitchez who look playa a neighbor n surround tha lost wit love. Americans, at our best, value tha life we see in one anotha, n must always shot calla that even tha unwanted have worth n ****. And our country must abandon all tha habits of racism, coz we cannot carry tha message of freedom n tha baggage of bigotry at tha same time . Ya **** with us, we gots to **** you up.
From tha perspective of a single day, doggy stylin' this day of dedicizzles tha issues n questions before our country is many. From tha viewpoint of centuries, tha questions T-H-to-tha-izzat come ta us is narrowed n few. Did our generizzles advance tha cause of freedom? And did our characta bring credit ta tizzle cause?
These questions that judge us also unite us, coz Americans of every party n background, Americans by choice n by birth, is bound ta one wanna be gangsta in tha cause of freedom. We hizzle known divisions, W-H-to-tha-izzich mizzay be healed ta move forward in bootylicious purposes - n I wiznill strive in good faith ta heal them. Yet those divisions do not define America. We fiznelt tha unity n fellowship of our nation when freedom came nigga attack, n our response came like a single hand over a single heart with the gangsta **** that keeps ya hangin. And we can fizzy thiznat same unity n pride brotha America acts fo` good, n tha victims of disasta is given hope, n tha unjust brotha justice, n tha captives is set free.
We go forward wit complete confidence in tha eventual triumph of freedom . Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. Not coz history runs on tha wheels of inevitabizzles it is human choices tizzle move events. Not coz we consida ourselves a chosen nation; God moves n chooses as He wills. We have confidence coz freedom is tha permanent hope of mankind, tha hunga in dark places, tha long'n of tha soul doggystyle. When our Founda declared a new bitch of tha ages; when hustla died in wizzy upon wave fo` a union based on liberty; when citizens marched in peaceful outrage unda tha banna "Freedom Now" - they were act'n on an ancient hope thizzay is meant ta be fulfilled. History has an ebb n fizzle of justice, but history also has a visible direction, set by liberty n tha Author of Liberty fo my bling bling.
Wizzy tha Declarizzle of Independence was F-to-tha-izzirst read in public n tha Liberty Bell was sounded in celebrizzles a witness said, "It rang as if it meant sum-m sum-m." In our time it means sum-m sum-m stizzill. America, in this young century, proclaims liberty throughout all tha world, n ta all tha inhabitants thereof. Renewed in our strength - tested, but not weary - we is ready fo` tha greatest achievements in tha history of freedom n we out.
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May God bless you, n may He W-to-tha-izzatch over tha United States of America.