Legit Reviews

Tomorrow on November 2nd all Americans that are registered to vote can vote for the next president of the United States.

We do have options people!!!

The Presidential Candidates

George W. Bush
John Kerry
Ralph Nader
Michael J. Badnarik
Michael A. Peroutka

It's supposed to rain here in St. Louis, but that doesn't matter. This election is the most important one in 50 years! Get out there and vote no matter how stupid or lazy you happen to be!

You know, one of my teachers told me that students are never targeted for the polls. That tells me that they don't expect the students to have a large impact on who wins...if all of us who are students go out there to vote tomorrow, I bet we can make a large difference between the winner and loser!

And, remember, elections are always between a Douche and a Turd, so it is important to vote every time!

for those that are lost...

When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle tries to convince everyone that his candidate, a giant douche, is better than Cartman's nominee, a turd sandwich.