Legit Reviews

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

At first, I saw the title and thought SPAM...then I saw the author and went "Maybe not". Now I'm not so sure...

Funny all the same

Rofl.

to funny...

don't scare me like that Ibeet, I was like wth, spam

xD i love those new names for it!

Ibepokin

so sad for all those older guys who might need it though... there goes an inconspicuous cocktail business meeting. try to not crack up ordering that drink. i dare you! LOL

Spam from me? ROFL Nah, not my style! Spiced meat doesn't agree with my digestive tract.

I had seen this before somewhere, but it was so funny I had to share it. Hope you all enjoyed it as much as I did.

Thanks for the link, I loved the thought for the day

Dan