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Pretty good joke...

Post by unfaithfulsfan » Wed May 21, 2008 12:47 pm

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

"You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in agreement.

The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' in it, and you say something with 'ass' in it."

The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

WHACK !!!

He flies out of the chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up and runs upstairs, crying his eyes out as his mother is in hot pursuit, slapping his rearend at every step. Mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out !!!"

She comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks, in a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios."
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Re: Pretty good joke...

Post by skier » Wed May 21, 2008 6:27 pm

:lol: nice :drinkers:
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Re: Pretty good joke...

Post by KnightRid » Thu May 22, 2008 6:15 am

hehehehe

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Re: Pretty good joke...

Post by vbironchef » Thu May 22, 2008 2:49 pm

Great joke, I have a million of them :)

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Re: Pretty good joke...

Post by sallyxi » Fri May 23, 2008 8:21 am

lol,what starts with "F",ends with "UNNY" :toimonster:

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