Legit Reviews

I saw a plug on the local news last night about the "man" having a baby circus that there's an ABC special on it tonight or some crap.

Why are we so amazed by a woman with a beard having a baby? She's not a man, she's never been a man, she will never be a man regardless of whatever surgical procedures she has done, she's still a female. Why are Oprah, Ellen, Jerry Springer and the entire news media calling her a "man"?

My only interest in this is that when her partner could not get pregnant, she stepped up even though she's living like a man and has taken enough testosterone to numb a large yak. BUT SHE IS NOT A MAN!!!!! If she was, she couldn't do what she did. Stop calling her a man!!!!!!!!!!

Jack

Yeah, it is pretty rediculous. I bet they will be obsessed with him again when he starts breast feeding. OMG! He is breast feeding! A man is breast feeding!

I couldn't agree more, my friend. Isn't it crazy how people in this country are so afraid of offending people, specifically in regards to 'taboo' subjects? Seriously, the truth is the TRUTH! People's desires or ambitions do not change certain facts.

Let it be known that I am no longer human; I am a man/sloth hybrid. An abomination of science gone wrong. I will now start a nation-wide media blitz proclaiming my new form.

"Austin, this is my mother, Mrs. Exposition. She's in from Tunbridge Wells in Kent. Can you believe, she's ninety-two years old?"
*Austin punchs her in the face.*
"My God, Austin, what have you done?"
"That's not your mother, that's a man!"
"Get away from my mother!"
"I'm sorry, Basil, I thought she was a man."
"Damn it, man! You're talking about my mother!"
"You must admit, she is rather mannish. No offense, but if that's a woman, it looks like she's been beaten with an ugly stick. Look at her hands, baby! Those are carpenter's hands."
"All right, Austin, I think you should go."
"I think if everyone were honest, they'd confess that the lady looks exactly like a man in drag."

Sorry, couldn't resist!

vicaphit wrote:Yeah, it is pretty rediculous. I bet they will be obsessed with him again when he starts breast feeding. OMG! He is breast feeding! A man is breast feeding!

that was a visual I could've done without...I'd honestly question any call saying a GUY was breast feeding only because Men don't shoot anyting out of their nipples..I'd also call the cops cause it wouldn't be "breast feeding" then...i say give the Elephant Man more tv time..at least he was normal...mentally speaking

InspectahACE wrote:that was a visual I could've done without...I'd honestly question any call saying a GUY was breast feeding only because Men don't shoot anyting out of their nipples..I'd also call the cops cause it wouldn't be "breast feeding" then...i say give the Elephant Man more tv time..at least he was normal...mentally speaking

Actually, men can already breast feed, google it if you're interested.

Alathald wrote:"Austin, this is my mother, Mrs. Exposition. She's in from Tunbridge Wells in Kent. Can you believe, she's ninety-two years old?"
*Austin punchs her in the face.*
"My God, Austin, what have you done?"
"That's not your mother, that's a man!"
"Get away from my mother!"
"I'm sorry, Basil, I thought she was a man."
"Damn it, man! You're talking about my mother!"
"You must admit, she is rather mannish. No offense, but if that's a woman, it looks like she's been beaten with an ugly stick. Look at her hands, baby! Those are carpenter's hands."
"All right, Austin, I think you should go."
"I think if everyone were honest, they'd confess that the lady looks exactly like a man in drag."


Sorry, couldn't resist!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was perfectly timed!!

Jack

Zelig wrote:

InspectahACE wrote:that was a visual I could've done without...I'd honestly question any call saying a GUY was breast feeding only because Men don't shoot anyting out of their nipples..I'd also call the cops cause it wouldn't be "breast feeding" then...i say give the Elephant Man more tv time..at least he was normal...mentally speaking

Actually, men can already breast feed, google it if you're interested.

I actually didn't know that ...and im gonna leave it at that lol

Zelig wrote:

InspectahACE wrote:that was a visual I could've done without...I'd honestly question any call saying a GUY was breast feeding only because Men don't shoot anyting out of their nipples..I'd also call the cops cause it wouldn't be "breast feeding" then...i say give the Elephant Man more tv time..at least he was normal...mentally speaking

Actually, men can already breast feed, google it if you're interested.

and... how would you know this?