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Michael Jackson Dies according to TMZ.com

Source: www.tmz.com
We've just learned Michael Jackson has died. He was 50. Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon and paramedics were unable to revive him...

Can't say I will loose any sleep.

My sister just texted me. She said he died of food poisoning...the last thing he ate was 10 year old nuts.

Too bad he turned out to be such a train wreck of a person...he could have been bigger than Elvis and the Beatles combined.

FZ1 wrote:My sister just texted me. She said he died of food poisoning...the last thing he ate was 10 year old nuts.

wrong man wrong.

[quote="FZ1"]My sister just texted me. She said he died of food poisoning...the last thing he ate was 10 year old nuts.

Ouch!

Well, honor his death guys and wear a white glove and walk backwards tomorrow.

It's official, he died of food poisoning....he ate a 12 year old wiener.

Damn man that sucks...the one day I lose internet for more than 24 hrs and this happens. i knew something would go bad with the net gone. Didn't think it would be him though. Piss on those who look at nothing but the BS he went through(more or less he put on himself) and not the music. You know you all rocked Thriller at one point in time.

The amount of coverage this has gotten is astounding. I couldn't care less.

In another story, a million mothers let out a sigh of relief.