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Random Thoughts for the Day:

Post by Apoptosis » Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:44 am

Random Thoughts for the Day:

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear
your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was
younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty
sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
son-of-a-gun died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work
when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for
the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I
don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me
if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear
I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this --
ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn
it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to
voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run
away?


16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not
seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
answer when they call.

18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would
happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the heck do I respond to that?

19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..

20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
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Re: Random Thoughts for the Day:

Post by bubba » Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:03 am

Yes to 2,4,9,10,11, and 17
ROLF @ 18 and 20
Dam skippy for 19
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Re: Random Thoughts for the Day:

Post by InspectahACE » Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:48 pm

This was funny as hell.

I do have a light in my freezer :) Something I never had before the new house lol
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Post by FZ1 » Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:51 pm

You got that email too huh? :lol: Some of those are good.
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Post by skier » Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:58 pm

if every kiss began with Kay, the human race would kinda either be really lonely, or broke :lol:

great post Nate :lol:
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Post by Wifuzzy » Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:13 pm

#13...cringe....

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Post by DJ Tucker » Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:13 am

lol great post!
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Re: Random Thoughts for the Day:

Post by techking13 » Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:22 pm

Borrow money from pessimists...They don't expect it back.

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