CURTAINS.........

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CURTAINS.........

Post by Apoptosis » Mon May 03, 2010 2:37 pm

A blonde goes to K-Mart to buy curtains. She says to the salesman,
'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'


The salesman shows her several patterns then he asks her "what size
curtains do you need?"

The blonde promptly replies, "Nineteen inches."

"Nineteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small,

what room are they for !?"

The blonde says, "They aren't for a room, they are for my new computer monitor."

The surprised salesman replies, "But Miss, computers do not need curtains!"

The blonde says: "Helloooooo .... mine has Windows.....!!!"
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Re: CURTAINS.........

Post by Sowser » Mon May 03, 2010 3:34 pm

Ba boom cheeee...
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.

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