GOLFERS - Joke of the Day

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GOLFERS - Joke of the Day

Post by Apoptosis » Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:26 am

A man is watching a game of golf on TV.

But he keeps switching channels to a dirty movie featuring a lusty couple having raucous sex.

"I don't know whether to watch them or the game", he says to his wife.

"For Heaven's sake, watch them," his wife says.

"You already know how to play golf!"
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Re: GOLFERS - Joke of the Day

Post by Sowser » Mon Jun 21, 2010 10:12 am

A woman on the golf course runs up to the golf pro and says, "I've just been stung by a bee what do I do?"
The golf pro asks, "Well where were you stung?"
The woman replies, "Between the first and second hole!"
To which the golf pro responds, "Well first off your stance is too wide..."
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Post by FZ1 » Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:19 pm

Those are good
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Re: GOLFERS - Joke of the Day

Post by SunilSamuel » Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:17 am

Two young blonde women were playing golf at a foggy par three, and could see the flag, but not the green. Each hit their ball anyway. When they walked to the green, they discovered one ball about three feet from the cup, while the other ball somehow had gone directly in.

The blondes tried to figure out which ball belonged to who, since they were both using Titleist number threes. Unable to decide, they returned to the Club House and asked the golf pro for a ruling.

After hearing their story and congratulating them both on their superb shots under such adverse conditions the pro asked, "Okay, so who was playing the yellow ball"

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