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my wife and I decided to have a kid, so she's due in 3 months and i put my head on her stomach while i was talking to her and my little daughter kicked me in the face! and damn that hurt.. she's a strong one..

just thought i would share with everyone

Awww

Hey, at least she didn't kick you in the balls when you were last making love to your wife.

And a second: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Awwww...

and take it from a father of two, once the little one is born, you will be smacked in some form on a daily basis by the kid until the word "no" has meaning.

Tim Burton wrote:Hey, at least she didn't kick you in the balls when you were last making love to your wife.

And a second: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

hahaha, awwwwwwwwwwwwwww, lol

yeah, when they get to be a toddler, they tend to have a habit of being out of control with their hands (just ask my about to be 3 year-old niece, I gave her a $40 Tickle-Me-Elmo for her b-day.......in return, I got the jackslap from hell, lol).

and roflmao on the being kicked in the sack

Tim Burton wrote:Hey, at least she didn't kick you in the balls when you were last making love to your wife.

OOOOFFFFF!
I think that one was a little over the top and below the belt...

Funny story though pesto. It will be a good one to tell when she's sitting at the dinner table with you and her first boyfriend

gvblake22 wrote: Funny story though pesto. It will be a good one to tell when she's sitting at the dinner table with you and her first boyfriend

haha.. indeed..

i laughed my ass off when i read that post about getting kicked in the nad's... the wife liked it too.. lol..

Gratz man, and welcome to fatherhood, your life will never be the same (especially with little girls).

I have 2 myself and wouldn't trade them for the world, but I can tell you I can count on one hand the number of times I had been hit in the nads prior to kids, after kids I need both feet and then some.

Mortious wrote: I have 2 myself and wouldn't trade them for the world, but I can tell you I can count on one hand the number of times I had been hit in the nads prior to kids, after kids I need both feet and then some.

WAR CASUALTIES HAHAHAHA

hahahahahahhaha
My niece just slaps me in the face,but she's sooooo cute.Can't walk yet so I'm cool for a while.

Pesto wrote:my wife and I decided to have a kid, so she's due in 3 months and i put my head on her stomach while i was talking to her and my little daughter kicked me in the face! and damn that hurt.. she's a strong one..

just thought i would share with everyone

MAN WHEN HE COMES OUT YOU NEED TO SHOW IT WHOS BOSS!!!! FIGHT BACK!!!

lol AWWWWWWW that was really cute!

DragonCooler wrote:

Pesto wrote:my wife and I decided to have a kid, so she's due in 3 months and i put my head on her stomach while i was talking to her and my little daughter kicked me in the face! and damn that hurt.. she's a strong one..

just thought i would share with everyone

MAN WHEN HE COMES OUT YOU NEED TO SHOW IT WHOS BOSS!!!! FIGHT BACK!!!

lol AWWWWWWW that was really cute!

hahahaha, Martin Lawrence actually said something about that, rofl:

"you gotta get him comin out of the p***y........'listen here you little motherf**ka, this daddy [expletive deleted], this daaaaaddddddy [expletive deleted]'..."

roflmao...good thing I don't plan on having em anytime soon.....don't feel like I would be ready until I'm 30+, lol

Feel bad for your wife, she's the one that has to put up with it constantly- imagine that, coming from inside of you-

Children are parasites ;p