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CNN: 105-pound woman wins lobster-eating contest

Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2004 2:13 pm
by Illuminati
CNN reports Lobster Eathing Contest...
KENNEBUNK, Maine (AP) -- America's top speed-eater wolfed down 38 lobsters in 12 minutes Saturday to win the World Lobster Eating Contest.

Sonya Thomas, of Alexandria, Virginia, won $500 and a trophy belt for her efforts, consuming 9.76 pounds of lobster meat.
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/08/22/lobste ... index.html

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 10:14 am
by infinitevalence
I am utterly discusted by that.

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 11:45 am
by Apoptosis
All I can say is...

Get-R-Done

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 11:58 am
by Illuminati
omg... It's Git-R-Done.

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 12:26 pm
by Apoptosis
nah I modified it

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 2:17 pm
by Amy
All I can say is:

How do you get to enter this? Is it free? I mean, a free lobster dinner! What's better than that? (besides sex)

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 2:20 pm
by Apoptosis
What's better than that? (besides sex)
pfft... you newly wed...

Wait a few more months then you'd be begging for lobster and you will have forgotten what sex even is...

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 2:34 pm
by Illuminati
BS... Nate... Now this thread is closed too ;)