A day in the life of a teacher
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 9:14 am
A teacher was doing a study testing senses ( taste ) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. The majority of the kids identified the following:
red - cherry
yellow - lemon
green - lime
orange - orange
Finally the teacher gave them all honey flavored lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well" the teacher said, " I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother sometimes calls your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit out her lifesaver and yelled " Oh my gosh!!! They're assholes!!!"
red - cherry
yellow - lemon
green - lime
orange - orange
Finally the teacher gave them all honey flavored lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well" the teacher said, " I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother sometimes calls your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit out her lifesaver and yelled " Oh my gosh!!! They're assholes!!!"
