Gamers New Chuck Norris Joke Replacement

A place to rant and rave about all the current gaming titles!
Post Reply
User avatar
DMB2000uk
Site Admin
Site Admin
Posts: 7095
Joined: Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:36 pm
Location: UK

Gamers New Chuck Norris Joke Replacement

Post by DMB2000uk »

So Jack Thompson got banned from practicing law anywhere forever (about time really) and I found this quite entertaining:
Kotaku wrote:I'm not the type to get joy out of someone else's misfortune. Over the years Jack Thompson and I have built up a rapport of sorts, but that's bound to happen when you email with a person for upwards of four years. While Thompson tends to go off the deep end, and off on me, whenever I've tried to get into a deep conversation with him or do a standard interview, I still find his persistence and point of view fascinating.

That all being said, there is a game of sorts being played on Twitter right now that is 110 percent awesome. It appears that Lore Sjoberg, once of Kotaku and always of kicking the internet's ass, started it up by Twittering:

Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he's not even allowed to approach the bench at a picnic table.

and

Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't even file briefs in his underwear drawer.

Which was followed by:

Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't even practice the law of gravity.

and about a bazillion other Twitters by other people making me laugh until my sides hurt. A few of my favorites:

Jack Thompson is so disbarred, sharks can eat him without violating the tenets of professional courtesy.

Jack Thompson is so disbarred he isn't even allowed to read Shakespeare.

Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't even play basketball because it's on a court!

The full list of Twittered So Disbarred jokes can be found on the link.

So Disbarred [Twitter]
Source: Kotaku

Dan
Image (<- Clickable)
User avatar
vicaphit
Legit Extremist
Legit Extremist
Posts: 2789
Joined: Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:22 pm
Location: SE Ohio

Re: Gamers New Chuck Norris Joke Replacement

Post by vicaphit »

He was Disbarred??? That is AWESOME!

Anyone know why?
----
Andy

New Rig: Intel Q6600 (2.7ghz), ASUS P5KC, 4GB DDR2-800, Palit 9600GT (1GB), Ultra X3 1KW (thanks LR!), Vista 64bit
Dell Rig: AMD Athlon X2 4000+ (2.1ghz), 2 GB DDR2 Ram, MSI 8800GT (512MB), Vista 32bit

PSN: VICaphit
User avatar
martini161
Mr Awesome
Mr Awesome
Posts: 3183
Joined: Sat Sep 08, 2007 8:27 pm
Location: Cherry Hill, New Jersey

Re: Gamers New Chuck Norris Joke Replacement

Post by martini161 »

vicaphit wrote:He was Disbarred??? That is AWESOME!

Anyone know why?
hmm, the list for why he didnt get disbarred is probably shorter :finga:
User avatar
vicaphit
Legit Extremist
Legit Extremist
Posts: 2789
Joined: Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:22 pm
Location: SE Ohio

Re: Gamers New Chuck Norris Joke Replacement

Post by vicaphit »

Jack Thompson is so disbarred that his children can't even be on the student counsel.
----
Andy

New Rig: Intel Q6600 (2.7ghz), ASUS P5KC, 4GB DDR2-800, Palit 9600GT (1GB), Ultra X3 1KW (thanks LR!), Vista 64bit
Dell Rig: AMD Athlon X2 4000+ (2.1ghz), 2 GB DDR2 Ram, MSI 8800GT (512MB), Vista 32bit

PSN: VICaphit
User avatar
stopthekilling77
Legit Extremist
Legit Extremist
Posts: 2188
Joined: Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:08 pm
Location: Colorado, USA

Re: Gamers New Chuck Norris Joke Replacement

Post by stopthekilling77 »

Here's my addition :D

Jack Thompson is so disbarred that he can't even play guitar in the middle ages.

(If that's anywhere else online its completely coincidental, I just made it up on the fly after reading Dan's post)
Cyberpower generic case
B450M PRO-VDH MAX
Ryzen 5 3600 w/PBO/OC
CM Hyper 212 EVO push/pull
Corsair VENGEANCE LPX 16GB (2 x 8GB) DDR4-3600 CL16
MSI RTX 3060 Ti Ventus 3X 8G OC LHR
Samsung 970 EVO Plus 500GB
6GB Seagate HDD
EVGA 650BQ 650W PSU
ASUS VE278 27" monitor, Dell E2216HV (vertical)
Logitech Z533 2.1 Speakers, G935 7.1 or G435 headset
MS LXM-00001 keyboard
Razer Deathadder Elite, XBOX One Lunar Shift controller

I've come a long way from my original Core2Duo E6750 build y'all! :supz:
User avatar
aircommando13
Legit Fanatic
Legit Fanatic
Posts: 231
Joined: Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:14 pm
Location: Omaha, NE

Re: Gamers New Chuck Norris Joke Replacement

Post by aircommando13 »

I wish we could do that for one of the guys in our state who tried to sue God about year ago
Intel E8500 @ 4.0GHz
4GB(2 x 2GB) DDR2 800MHz
EVGA 750i SLI FTW
Seagate 7200.11 500GB HD
EVGA GTX 260 55nm
Antec 630 watt PSU
Samsung 22x DVD/+/-RW Burner
Antec p182 Case
Post Reply