haha that dude totally reminds me of this buddy of mine who lived on my floor in undergrad. i had just started playing cs and whooped everyone in the dorm's ass within a week's time of learning the game. one day, we were playing aztec (my floor vs me.... 6v1) and i was dominating and i could hear people getting SOOO pissed down the hall. whenever they killed me, they'd all cheer... it felt great

anyways, my buddy brandon on my floor was one of those billy kilmer kinda rednecks... the ones who are so competitive, they'd try and beat you to the ground if you both jumped off a building. he'd end up going like 3-10 and get REALLY pissed and you'd hear "G*DDAMMIT, BOBBY!! Y'F**KIN' A**HOLE!" and he'd buy an awp to try and take me out. well, he'd camp someplace with his awp and i'd STILL take him out (across water with m4) and he got SOOOOOO pissed. i heard his door slam shut and i was dying laughing. then, down my hall, i heard some muttering coming closer to my open door and i realized it was brandon. he got to my doorway and completely cussed me out so hard, the devil would blush. he grabbed my deodorant on my dresser and chucked it against the ground. then he yelled at me for laughing and how it's not funny. oh, that brandon... he sure did have a temper.
later on that semester, he ripped his keyboard out of his desktop (broke the port) and broke his keyboard into pieces by going jose canseco against corner of his desk. in his defense, he had about 5 shots of jack daniels before he did it. my friends and i took the keyboard key that jettisoned all over the room and spelled out "going 2 play cs, b?" over the elevator buttons. we used this high-strength apoxy so he couldn't remove it. he just ended up taking a lighter to it, but it was still funny.
good times
