An estate-disposition service for the en-Raptured heaven-bound
What will happen to your house and bank accounts? How can your sinner friends know what happened to you? Sign up ($40/yr); this company will detect when the Rapture has occurred and send out your farewell message to your e-mail list (up to 62 of your closest heathen pals and relatives) and your encrypted financial data to up to 12 of the un-chosen of your choice. It’s up to you; if you don’t prepare, Lord knows what'll happen to your stuff, what with the Antichrist's bureaucracy and all. Threat Level blog / http://www.YouveBeenLeftBehind.com/
Now HERE's creativity in action....
- unfaithfulsfan
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Now HERE's creativity in action....
"A payphone was ringing and it just about blew my mind,
when I picked it up & said 'Hello' this foot came through the line"
~Bob Dylan
when I picked it up & said 'Hello' this foot came through the line"
~Bob Dylan
Re: Now HERE's creativity in action....
I wan't to know how the system knows that the rapture happened.
Dan
Dan
Re: Now HERE's creativity in action....
What a great business plan!
I wonder what happens to the people (who pay the money every year) who are not raptured... do they get any sort of refund or can they stop the money from leaving their accounts?
I wonder what happens to the people (who pay the money every year) who are not raptured... do they get any sort of refund or can they stop the money from leaving their accounts?
- stopthekilling77
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Re: Now HERE's creativity in action....
i guess you have to be a registered heathen to work there in order to make sure that the funds get to where they need to be :D
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B450M PRO-VDH MAX
Ryzen 5 3600 w/PBO/OC
CM Hyper 212 EVO push/pull
Corsair VENGEANCE LPX 16GB (2 x 8GB) DDR4-3600 CL16
MSI RTX 3060 Ti Ventus 3X 8G OC LHR
Samsung 970 EVO Plus 500GB
6GB Seagate HDD
EVGA 650BQ 650W PSU
ASUS VE278 27" monitor, Dell E2216HV (vertical)
Logitech Z533 2.1 Speakers, G935 7.1 or G435 headset
MS LXM-00001 keyboard
Razer Deathadder Elite, XBOX One Lunar Shift controller
I've come a long way from my original Core2Duo E6750 build y'all!
Re: Now HERE's creativity in action....
All of us are laughing about this, but there are probably people who are using this service!
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Andy
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