Current Earth Status: Destroyed!!! 8-|

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Current Earth Status: Destroyed!!! 8-|

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So you have probably noticed the goofy little counter in my sig that lists the current earth status, well i was surprised today to see that the Earth has in fact been registered as destroyed.

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International Earth-Destruction Advisory Board wrote:Urgent update, September 10, 2008

It is our duty to inform you that as of 7:35:05am UTC on September 10, 2008, the Earth has been destroyed.

The destruction of Earth was first reported by Mr Jonathan Barber of Wisconsin, United States, who spotted that his home-made seismic Earth Detector had ceased to give readings at around 8:00am (2am local time). Several other amateur geocide spotters noticed this at the same time but Mr. Barber was the first to place a telephone call to the IEDAB's Geocide Hotline (+44 115 09Ω 4127, ask for Other Dave) at which point IEDAB officials performed an emergency check of their own instrumentation and verified Mr. Barber's report, as well as fixing the exact time of geocide.

Evidence is still being collated, but preliminary results suggest that the Earth was destroyed pre-emptively by scientists at the Large Hadron Collider at CERN, Geneva, Switzerland, before the commencement of their experiments to locate the Higgs Boson, as a precautionary measure to ensure that the experiment itself could not result in the destruction of the Earth.
Should you need guidance in what to do in this situation, then I suggest that you check out the advice given on the International Earth-Destruction Advisory Board's site. It's worth a quick read :P

Dan

PS. I know it's probably been showing this for a couple of days, but I've been rather ill (stomach bug) and haven't been on the forums much (and haven't been paying that much attention when i was) ](*,)
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Actually i saw this, this morning and i might i suggest, that if you do not know what to do. Put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye... [-o< And im sure you will become very close to god. [-o<
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Bummer, i knew i should have stayed home today! :lol:

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That certainly explains a lot. Like why my dog suddenly started quoting text from "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" before donning a rocket suit and flying away. Then my cat flipped me off, stuck out her tongue and jumped into a wormhole. Then my boss started yelling at me as soon as I walked into work. Oh wait, that part's perfectly normal. Sorry

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Noticed that a couple days ago and forgot to mention it to you Dan...damn those scientists at the Large Hadron Collider proving me wrong by destroying the earth and leaving us all alive!

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The Earth hasn't been destroyed! What are you talking about?
Some of you will find it tougher to let go than others. There will be counselling sessions running on Pluto starting in mid-April. The first is at 7:15pm on Thursday 18th. BYOO2.
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It's no fun now that the Earth has been destroyed, so I'm going to remove it from my sig.

Thanks International Earth-Destruction Advisory Board, it was nice having an early warning system!

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I'm really not enjoying the after earth... it's the same as it was before the destruction... :roll:
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the stock market doesnt seem to like it either :P
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Sporg wrote:I'm really not enjoying the after earth... it's the same as it was before the destruction... :roll:
You think we'd be back to the primitive with loincloths and more animal skin bikinis :snakeman:
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stopthekilling77 wrote:
Sporg wrote:I'm really not enjoying the after earth... it's the same as it was before the destruction... :roll:
You think we'd be back to the primitive with loincloths and more animal skin bikinis :snakeman:
youd think wed be dead :P
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