Top 3 worst movies

Post by **FZ1** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:20 pm

What are your top 3 worst movies that you actually watched?

Mine are (in no particular order):

1 - Unbreakable - what a piece of crap
2- Random Hearts (Harrison Ford) - crap
3- Batman & Robin (1997) - what a stinker!

I'm sure I can think of a few others but these stick out in my mind.

sbohdan · Post by **sbohdan** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:53 pm

yeah these suck but what do you say at this shame list:

1. escape from los angeles (kurt russel) - remember the surfing scene?

2. the last action hero (schwarzenegger)

3. and last but not least the most discusting stupid movie: junior (schwarzenegger pregnant)

killswitch83 · Post by **killswitch83** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 10:56 pm

In no particular order:

1. Army of Darkness series (too stupid to be a horror movie, lol)

2. Scary Movie 3 (now that just was retarded, lol)

3. House of the Dead (God I HATE movies based on video games, except Resident Evil, I give it 2 thumbs and my flagpole wayyyyyy up, lol)

Kerii · Post by **Kerii** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:55 pm

Alone in the Dark, House of the Dead, and BloodRayne.

Yeah, I know BloodRayne isn't out yet, but it's by the same guy who produced Alone in the Dark and House of the Dead, and that's enough to cement BloodRayne's rating.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwe_Boll

killswitch83 · Post by **killswitch83** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:56 pm

Yeah, he seems to only be good at making films with plenty of gratuitous violence and boobs...."where's the beef?", lol

hainer36 · Post by **hainer36** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 1:03 am

Boogeyman, it was just so horrible
Slap Shot 2, they had a killer with Slap Shot, then they had to ruin it by putting in a baldwin...i mean come on, a baldwin playin old time hockey? now thats just retarded, if you saw the 2nd one only, its not bad but if youve seen the first one, Eddie Shore must be rolling over in his grave.
open water...needs no explaination, 93 minutes of seeing people swim...come on!

-mogwai · Post by **-mogwai** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 2:52 am

short cuts (there was nothing short about it... all-star cast, but it was a 3.5 hour crapfest)

going overboard (adam sandler's first movie... very VERY bad idea)

steel/kazaam -tied (someone should have shot shaq in the face in the middle of his first line in both movies... would have been more entertaining)

bubba · Post by **bubba** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:37 am

Soul Man the one with the white guy acting as a black guy to get into harvard.

Battelfield Earth um yeah...

tied for third

Godzilla(from '98 ), Exit to Eden Rossie O'Donnel need I say more, Godfather III just should not have been made.

Strid3r- · Post by **Strid3r-** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 11:21 am

How about Electric Boogalo (spelling?) 1 and 2....they were terrible 80s movies.

sbohdan · Post by **sbohdan** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 3:49 pm

Strid3r- wrote:How about Electric Boogalo (spelling?) 1 and 2....they were terrible 80s movies.

I used to be good in electric boogie

as a movie was s**t but we (me and my buddies) were useing those to learn new moves

Amy · Post by **Amy** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:41 pm

This one comes to mind immediately:

1. "Duel" (might have been a "b" movie?)

More recently, though, I can think of:

2. Stephen King's "It." Just stupid. Not scary or anything.
3. "28 Days Later" or something like that. The first half hour or so was a guy walking around in London...then when it should have ended, there was a "twist" that was incredibly stupid...I just don't have patience for long, drawn out pointless movies like that.

stlgirl · Post by **stlgirl** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 4:23 pm

open water = horrible

four brothers = horrible

Nothing else comes to mind right now. However I can think of a few good ones.

My favorite this year: The 40 year-old virgin

Three movies I give honorable mention to:

1. Walk The Line
2. Crash
3. Million Dollar Baby

-mogwai · Post by **-mogwai** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 2:54 am

open water was excruciating. hated every second.

stlgirl, i like your taste

Nobahar · Post by **Nobahar** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:42 am

Pick any 3 movies by Uwe Boll.

;p- and hey, Army of Darkness wasn't a bad movie, great comedic value- and extremely quotable.

Post by **FZ1** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:46 am

Nobahar wrote:
;p- and hey, Army of Darkness wasn't a bad movie, great comedic value- and extremely quotable.

agreed!

I'm surprised no one mention Star Wars episodes I & II.

stlgirl · Post by **stlgirl** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 5:28 am

audiophile wrote:open water was excruciating. hated every second.

stlgirl, i like your taste

Why thanks Audiophile

Mortious · Post by **Mortious** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 8:58 am

SW I and II were not great, but I wouldn't put them in the top 3 worst. Hell Darth Maul pulls I out of that category by himself.

For me:

1. Club Dread
2. Lost in Translation
3. Dunno - Must have blocked more of these out of my head than I thought...

shwA · Post by **shwA** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:45 pm

Working at a movie theater, I've seen pretty much everything in the past few years. Here's mine:

1. Marcy X
2. Open Water
3. House of the Dead

-mogwai · Post by **-mogwai** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:02 pm

Mortious wrote:SW I and II were not great, but I wouldn't put them in the top 3 worst. Hell Darth Maul pulls I out of that category by himself.

For me:

1. Club Dread
2. Lost in Translation
3. Dunno - Must have blocked more of these out of my head than I thought...

those were your worst movies? are you serious?

1, club dread wasn't amazing, but there were some pretty hot girls in that... how can hot girls make a movie THAT bad?

2, i'll admit to not LOVING lost in translation, but it definitely shouldn't be classified as one of the worst movies ever. if i didn't feel creeped out by the huge age gap love connection between amazingly sexy scarlet johannson and bill murray's 70-year-old ass, it would have been an awesome movie.

killswitch83 · Post by **killswitch83** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:59 pm

well, I have to admit personally that Club Dread didn't live up to the hilarity of Super Troopers.....Broken Lizard could have done a little better, but the hot girls is something of a consolation prize, lol.

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