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i got kicked in the face
i got kicked in the face
my wife and I decided to have a kid, so she's due in 3 months and i put my head on her stomach while i was talking to her and my little daughter kicked me in the face! and damn that hurt.. she's a strong one..
just thought i would share with everyone
just thought i would share with everyone
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hahaha, awwwwwwwwwwwwwww, lolTim Burton wrote:Hey, at least she didn't kick you in the balls when you were last making love to your wife.
And a second: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
yeah, when they get to be a toddler, they tend to have a habit of being out of control with their hands (just ask my about to be 3 year-old niece, I gave her a $40 Tickle-Me-Elmo for her b-day.......in return, I got the jackslap from hell, lol).
and roflmao on the being kicked in the sack
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OOOOFFFFF!Tim Burton wrote:Hey, at least she didn't kick you in the balls when you were last making love to your wife.
I think that one was a little over the top and below the belt...
Funny story though pesto. It will be a good one to tell when she's sitting at the dinner table with you and her first boyfriend
Gratz man, and welcome to fatherhood, your life will never be the same (especially with little girls).
I have 2 myself and wouldn't trade them for the world, but I can tell you I can count on one hand the number of times I had been hit in the nads prior to kids, after kids I need both feet and then some.
I have 2 myself and wouldn't trade them for the world, but I can tell you I can count on one hand the number of times I had been hit in the nads prior to kids, after kids I need both feet and then some.
WAR CASUALTIES HAHAHAHAMortious wrote: I have 2 myself and wouldn't trade them for the world, but I can tell you I can count on one hand the number of times I had been hit in the nads prior to kids, after kids I need both feet and then some.
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Re: i got kicked in the face
MAN WHEN HE COMES OUT YOU NEED TO SHOW IT WHOS BOSS!!!! FIGHT BACK!!!Pesto wrote:my wife and I decided to have a kid, so she's due in 3 months and i put my head on her stomach while i was talking to her and my little daughter kicked me in the face! and damn that hurt.. she's a strong one..
just thought i would share with everyone
lol AWWWWWWW that was really cute!
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Re: i got kicked in the face
hahahaha, Martin Lawrence actually said something about that, rofl:DragonCooler wrote:MAN WHEN HE COMES OUT YOU NEED TO SHOW IT WHOS BOSS!!!! FIGHT BACK!!!Pesto wrote:my wife and I decided to have a kid, so she's due in 3 months and i put my head on her stomach while i was talking to her and my little daughter kicked me in the face! and damn that hurt.. she's a strong one..
just thought i would share with everyone
lol AWWWWWWW that was really cute!
"you gotta get him comin out of the p***y........'listen here you little motherf**ka, this daddy [expletive deleted], this daaaaaddddddy [expletive deleted]'..."
roflmao...good thing I don't plan on having em anytime soon.....don't feel like I would be ready until I'm 30+, lol