The man, the sheepdog and the sheep.

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The man, the sheepdog and the sheep.

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A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck.
Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking
around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two
animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus
clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until
the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together,
but there was no! more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was Hilary Clinton.
That evening, the man introduced Hilary to the evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and
gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to
get "those feelings" again.
He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and
leaned over to Hilary, cautiously, and whispered in her ear,










"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
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Post by Amy »

you ain't right. :ANAL:
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Post by Fogey »

I can't help myself on this one. This is sooooo good.

Why do you think Bill took a hankerin to Monica Lewinsky.

Then again later in her life, Monica was quoted as sayin the Democratic Party left a bad taste in her mouth, hence she would vote Republican next time. Bingo!, we now have George JR. Your off the hook Ohio!!!

bigblockmatt: GOOD ONE :finga:
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Post by audiodox »

>_< all kinds of wrong man... that was just wrong XP
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