CNN: 105-pound woman wins lobster-eating contest

Post by **Illuminati** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 2:13 pm

CNN reports Lobster Eathing Contest...

KENNEBUNK, Maine (AP) -- America's top speed-eater wolfed down 38 lobsters in 12 minutes Saturday to win the World Lobster Eating Contest.

Sonya Thomas, of Alexandria, Virginia, won $500 and a trophy belt for her efforts, consuming 9.76 pounds of lobster meat.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/08/22/lobste ... index.html

infinitevalence · Post by **infinitevalence** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 10:14 am

I am utterly discusted by that.

Post by **Apoptosis** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 11:45 am

All I can say is...

Get-R-Done

Post by **Illuminati** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 11:58 am

omg... It's Git-R-Done.

Post by **Apoptosis** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 12:26 pm

nah I modified it

Amy · Post by **Amy** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 2:17 pm

All I can say is:

How do you get to enter this? Is it free? I mean, a free lobster dinner! What's better than that? (besides sex)

Post by **Apoptosis** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 2:20 pm

What's better than that? (besides sex)

pfft... you newly wed...

Wait a few more months then you'd be begging for lobster and you will have forgotten what sex even is...

Post by **Illuminati** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 2:34 pm

BS... Nate... Now this thread is closed too ;)