DIY TUTORIAL: Build your own Killer NIC

HONkUS · Post by **HONkUS** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:25 pm

Order this from newegg for $11.99

and buy a large chrome letter "K" from here.

adhere the chrome K to the NIC like this I prefer to use Arctic Adhesive for this but since it serves no real purpose just about anything will do (duct tape, twist ties, etc):

There you have it! your very own Killer NIC for a fraction fo the purchase price! dont you feel special?

Post by **Apoptosis** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:40 pm

LMFAO..

You need "Killer" marketing terms they have: Lag and Latency Reduction (LLR™) Technology

HONkUS · Post by **HONkUS** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:49 pm

yeah but atleast I have an actual photo thats above "UFO Sighting" clarity. (even if it is edited lol)

kenc51 · Post by **kenc51** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:03 pm

Don't forget a Fata1ty light or two...........I swear it will make you a better gamer....

Post by **DMB2000uk** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:14 pm

Awesome dude, that is a stroke of genius! (Bringing back the ghetto!)

And to decrease latencey get your customers/fellow modders to overclock their PCI bus

Dan

HONkUS · Post by **HONkUS** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:16 pm

There now its scientifically proven to be superior then the bigfoot networks version.

kenc51 · Post by **kenc51** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:17 pm

ROLFMAO

Post by **DMB2000uk** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:21 pm

lol. the fatality just makes it better, though isnt his face copyrighted or something?

Dan

HONkUS · Post by **HONkUS** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:24 pm

Heres the BALCO Edition, it hits 73 home runs, is easily angered and likes to whine to the press, EAT THAT BIGFOOT NETWORKS!

Post by **DMB2000uk** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:54 pm

Actually make this, and we can get sponsors from all over the internet and resell them. It would be the best ghetto mod ever.

Dan

Post by **Apoptosis** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:37 pm

haha the fatal1ty edition is $399 though cause it's more 1337

HONkUS · Post by **HONkUS** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:38 pm

Wendel and abit would be on my ass so fast my crap would say "Fatal1ty" on it for a week

Dragon_Cooler · Post by **Dragon_Cooler** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:00 am

HONkUS wrote:There now its scientifically proven to be superior then the bigfoot networks version.

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Homie · Post by **Homie** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:41 am

haha !!

Realy good post. :D

/Homie