Man robs bank with rusty pitchfork

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Man robs bank with rusty pitchfork

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Not every day you see a clean robbery by a guy using a rusty pitchfork!
AIKEN, South Carolina (AP) -- A robber who used a rusty pitchfork to stick up a bank got away -- and so far, finding him has been like looking for a needle in a haystack.

The man, wearing sunglasses and a mask, entered Security Federal Bank Tuesday morning and threatened employees with the 4-foot-long pitchfork. The man took an undisclosed amount of money.

The robber dropped the farm tool as he ran from the bank through a wooded area to a golf course behind the bank, police said.

Bloodhounds tracked the robber to a fast food restaurant parking lot, where police say the man got into a white van driven by a woman.

No customers were in the bank during the holdup, and no one was injured.
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That is some talent, I mean really. You know the "we do not allow" signs that have a picture of a gun and a knife? Now they will show a gun, a knife and a pitchfork!
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geez. only in south carolina.
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