Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God
was showing him around.
They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very
special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the
porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story
mansion with a Silver and blue sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an
enormous Patriots logo flag, and in every window, a New England Patriots
towel.
Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I
have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even
went to the Hall of Fame."
God said "So what's your point Peyton?"
"Well, why does Tom Brady get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said:
"Peyton, that's not Tom's house, it's mine."
GO PATRIOTS!!!!
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My Dad sent this to me this morning.

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see I don't get people's logic when they say that. If it wasn't for Brady he would have never had the chance to get those kicks. It doesn't matter who our kicker is. Were the sleeper again, and that's the way I like it. 6INTs for Peyton in two playoff games. If it wasn't for his defense he would have lost. Ravens who IMO are a worse team than the Chargers held Peyton to 0 touchdowns. You gotta believe Belichik is looking at that tape. And remember our only meeting this year, was a 1 touchdown loss. And Brady had 4INTs. You cut down those INTs and we win. And we will.

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My boy Peyton is going to send The Brady Bunch and the rest of the classless Pats back to Foxhole where they will watch the Super Bowl on TV.
The Pats don't even belong here but thanks to idiot Marty they are. You've got one of the best backs of all time and his back up is no slouch.....and you don't use them to control the clock??! No wonder he's the worst coach in NFL Playoff history.
It's going to work out fine though, I was not thrilled to see Peyton going to San Diego, I'm afraid that would have been trouble. The Colts are going all the way.
Colts fans....What do Mike Vanderjagt and an Adam Vinatieri field goal attempt have in common? Neither will be missed.

The Pats don't even belong here but thanks to idiot Marty they are. You've got one of the best backs of all time and his back up is no slouch.....and you don't use them to control the clock??! No wonder he's the worst coach in NFL Playoff history.
It's going to work out fine though, I was not thrilled to see Peyton going to San Diego, I'm afraid that would have been trouble. The Colts are going all the way.
Colts fans....What do Mike Vanderjagt and an Adam Vinatieri field goal attempt have in common? Neither will be missed.

I'm looking forward to this game. Should be a real barn burner with these offenses ability to score. The Colts, in my opinion have the offensive edge, however the Pat's could easily counter with their defense. I bet this comes down to a FG and with Vinateri now wearing a Colts uniform you might believe that they can pull it out. Peyton Manning isn't/wasn't having a banner playoff run, but one has to believe that he is capable of having one of those near perfect games that he's known for. Brady is just rock solid and Belichick is a master tactician. I like Dungee and would like to see him get a ring myself, but if they get past the Pat's they'll most likely have to face the Bears and that defense reminds me alot of the '85 Bears.
Regardless, I LOVE FOOTBALL and this is a weekend that I will claim the TV for myself...
Regardless, I LOVE FOOTBALL and this is a weekend that I will claim the TV for myself...

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