A day in the life of a teacher

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Dragon_Cooler
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A day in the life of a teacher

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A teacher was doing a study testing senses ( taste ) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. The majority of the kids identified the following:

red - cherry

yellow - lemon

green - lime

orange - orange

Finally the teacher gave them all honey flavored lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well" the teacher said, " I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother sometimes calls your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit out her lifesaver and yelled " Oh my gosh!!! They're assholes!!!"
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:lol: :lol:
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:lol:
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