Jenna Elfman wants to ‘clear the planet’

Post by **Apoptosis** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 9:16 am

Yup, just when I thought I heard it all! Did anyone here watch Dharma and Greg by chance?

The former star of “Dharma and Greg” is a devotee of the controversial religion, whose members also include Tom Cruise and John Travolta.

“I intend to make Scientology as accessible to as many people as I can. And that is my goal,” Elfman said. To do this, she says, it is my “duty to clear the planet.” By “clearing” she means to rid the world of “body thetans” — aliens who Scientologists believe inhabit the earth from a nuclear explosion 75 million years ago. She continued that “the more successful I became, the more suppression I bumped into … especially in the entertainment industry, which really is home to rabid suppression.”

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infinitevalence · Post by **infinitevalence** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 11:04 am

wow that is freaky and i dont know if i can ever look at her the same way. sux too cause she is hawt

LVCapo · Post by **LVCapo** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 1:50 pm

I watched it for a few episodes cuz I thought she was hot......but the whole concept of the show got annoying pretty quick.
Maybe she has "suppression" confused with her complete lack of acting talent.
Not to crap on anyones religion, but Scientology is a cult. Thank God it is limited mostly to Hollywood.....Keep drinking the Kool-Aid

Post by **Apoptosis** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 2:03 pm

Here is a picture of Elfman for those who are interested...

or this one

oh but wait... this one is the money shot!

No wonder Tim Cruise got a divorce from his red head hottie... she was trying to convert him to the other side with her laser gun!

LVCapo · Post by **LVCapo** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 2:25 pm

Maybe we're missing something on this Scientology stuff....The chicks are hot!!!!
Jenna Elfman
Catherine Bell
Kelly Preston
Britney Spears
Erika Christensen

but then again, before you do drink the Kool-Aid....read this
http://www.lisamcpherson.org/
http://www.cosvm.info/manson.htm

infinitevalence · Post by **infinitevalence** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 3:40 pm

I think the problem is not that we are missing something i think its that we have something they dont, BRAINS.

Post by **FZ1** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 4:58 pm

What a crazy beeotch

Post by **Apoptosis** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:00 pm

wait a second... Spears is into Scientology?

Other Famous Scientology Members:
Isaac Hayes
Kirstie Alley
Juliette Lewis
Lisa Marie Presley

damn it... they got Juliette too!!

I found this on Google about Tom Cruise:
Rumor has it Penelope Cruz' family begged her not to turn her back on her Catholic upbringing and convert to Scientology, even if it meant losing then-boyfriend Tom Cruise. Tom reportedly dumped Penelope because she refused to join the Scientologists. Tom's ex-wife Nicole Kidman's alleged refusal to convert to Scientology is also rumored to have influenced Tom's decision to divorce Nic.

Holy cow... there are lots of famous people in this click...

The Scientology Master List Thus Far:
Jenna Elfman
Catherine Bell
Kelly Preston
Britney Spears
Erika Christensen
Isaac Hayes
Kirstie Alley
Juliette Lewis
Lisa Marie Presley

LVCapo · Post by **LVCapo** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:08 pm

Beck
Neil Gaiman
Eminem
Kirstie Alley
John Travolta
Big Baby Jesus
Corin Nemec
Celine Dion
Juliette Lewis
Isaac Hayes
Kelly Preston
Colin Powell
Giovanni Ribisi
Jason Lee
Britney Spears
Greta Van Susteren
Catherine Bell
J. K. Rowlings
Tom Cruise
Lisa Presley
Priscilla Presley
Charles Lakes
Nancy Cartwright
Gary Dell Abate
Chick Corea
George Lucas
Anne Archer
Ricky Martin
Candice Bergen
Ernie Reyes Jr.
Amy Heckerling
Jerry Seinfeld
Erika Christensen
Jenna Elfman

infinitevalence · Post by **infinitevalence** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:10 pm

Beck....

***infinitevalence drinks the koolaid

Post by **Apoptosis** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:11 pm

no way in heck that Eminem is in that...

LVCapo · Post by **LVCapo** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:19 pm

Poor Nate, next we'll find Will Smith on the list and he'll be drinking the Kool-Aid

Post by **Apoptosis** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:36 pm

so much for a flame free forum!

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 4:45 pm

I went to the Scientology website scientology.org, and it seems "clear the planet" means something else to them. From their website:
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What does “clear the planet” mean?

It means that Scientologists want to rid the planet of insanity, war and crime, and in its place create a civilization in which sanity and peace exist. In order to do this, they must help individuals become free of their own individual insanities and regain awareness that they are basically good.
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They talk all flowery about their history, beliefs, etc, and if you read most of the text, it says a whole lotta nothing.

This "religion" is all about exalting man and his congnitive ability to be more "spiritual." They believe that man is intrinsically good.

All bs if you ask me, all-be-it I am a Christian.

Post by **Apoptosis** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 5:42 pm

They believe that man is intrinsically good

oh boy... That is so far from true... Man just wants to eat, sleep, and reproduce... Not to mention kill for sport and food. Good thing I took grad school classes (500 & 600 level) on animal behavior and evolutionary biology when I was in school.

Amy · Post by **Amy** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 9:16 am

capper5016 wrote:Not to crap on anyones religion, but Scientology is a cult. Thank God it is limited mostly to Hollywood

You use the word "cult" as if it is a negative thing. There are about 6 definitions of the word "cult," and only 2 of them have any negative connotation whatsoever. Also, why is Scientology such a bad thing? I was curious, so I started looking up on the internet what they believe, etc. There are 8 "dynamics" to the religion, and I cannot see the harm in any of them. It appears to me that scientologists are just people who are trying their best to ensure survival of all species, including humankind. They are also ultimately interested in their spiritual well-being. To me, this religion seems to parallel Buddhism in many ways (but certainly not all). What is all the hoop-lah about? Why is this religion so controversial? Because they are just different? Because they are extremists in that they want to make the world a better place for all who live here? I don't understand. I am missing the controversy.

LVCapo · Post by **LVCapo** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:13 am

http://www.lisamcpherson.org/
http://lisatrust.freewinds.cx/home.htm
http://www.lisafiles.com/
http://www.xenu.net/
http://www.scientology-lies.com/
http://www.scientology-kills.org/

Amy · Post by **Amy** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 3:00 pm

Thank you.

Post by **Apoptosis** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 3:04 pm

I think I might start my own religion... Nathanism If there is enough interest it will usher in a new era of wisdom on the Earth.

How To Join:

Donate 25% of salary
Donate first born

I'll add more to this later ;)

Amy · Post by **Amy** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 3:59 pm

Apoptosis wrote: Donate first born

Hrm....I'll make sure that my firstborn is a hellraiser for ya ;)