WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED

[Apoptosis]

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans
take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be
President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a
water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you
the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas
station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop
and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never
stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut,
blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff
about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open
all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be
your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are
more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are
unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its
original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only
have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one color for
all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do"
your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning
growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in
25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

[Schwarz]

HAHAHA OH YAH I LOVE THAT !!
I love the last christmas part.
Thats what will be happening this year once again for me hahaha.
Good one very good one i'll pass it on to everyone I know, thats some funny stuff right there !!!

[stev]

I'm depressed now.

The price of underwear went up to $8.95 vs. $3.29 at Wal*Mart.

[ibleet]

Hahaha thats hilarious! I just wish I knew stuff about tanks.

[Methious]

Funny! In my house there's about 50 pairs of shoes 4 of which are mine.

[stev]

Funny! In my house there's about 50 pairs of shoes 4 of which are mine.

She might read this thread. LOL

I'm not saying how many shoes my wife has. But I can say, it takes three racks compared to my three pair.

I got one Sunday pair black, one work pair brown and one pair for mowing the 1/2 acre lawn.

[skier]

make that one wallet lasts all seasons for up to 20 years

[DMB2000uk]

I love this ^_^

The best bit is it's all true.

Dan

[Schwarz]

make that one wallet lasts all seasons for up to 20 years

Mine lasts until my girlfriend buys me a new one hahaha

[Dragon_Cooler]

"you can open all your own jars" .....<3

Ever sooo true!!! That was my fav.

[vicaphit]

Haha, yeah, women would starve if men weren't around to open their jars!

[Amy]

life's not fair

[FZ1]

life's not fair

Poor Amy is outnumbered here...we need a larger female presence on the board! Guys, go find girls!

[vicaphit]

My girlfriend hates when I talk about computers!

I know she will never show up here.

[DMB2000uk]

I could plug this site to plenty of girls, but none of them are into computers

Dan

[kenc51]

I could plug this site to plenty of girls, but none of them are into computers

Dan

I know the feeling............but it's all good.